Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Story of my life | Shrek The Musical | Lyrics (Instrumental) DittleWittle. 14 subscribers. Subscribe. 6.5K views 9 months ago. Make sure to subscribe Shrek The Musical | Story of my STORY OF MY LIFE. ALWAYS DOOMED TO FAIL. CHEATED BY A FOX. SWALLOWED BY A WHALE. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE, OH YEAH. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. GUARD: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign ( THEY try to find it ) GUARD: that's too close. ( again ) GUARD: Too far. ( again ) GUARD: Ahh, just right. FAIRY GODMOTHER Shrek the Musical - Story Of My Life Lyrics. GUARD: (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) GUARD: (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. PINOCCHIO: (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. Shrek The Musical JR. performed by Stael Ruffinelli Music & Arts cast.Music by Jeanine TesoriBook and Lyrics by David Lindsay-AbaireBased on the DreamWorks A Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending [Guard] Peter Pan [Peter Pan] Banished From the town [Guard] Ugly Duckling [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand Story of My Life Lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch Original Story of My Life lyrics [Guard, spoken] Alright, when I call your name, step forward Pinocchio, the puppet [Pinocchio, spoken] I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy [Guard, spoken] That's your patch of mud down there [Pinocchio, spoken] Oh, dumped on a swamp Man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap (sung) Try YouTube Kids Learn more Comments are turned off. Learn more SHREK THE MUSICAL - Behind the Scenes | Award Winning Amateur Theatre Story of My Life Shrek Jr. accompaniment with Story of My Life. Story of My Life Lyrics by John Tartaglia from the Shrek The Musical [Original Cast Recording] album- including song video, artist biography, translations and more: Alright, when I call your name step forward Pinocchio, the puppet I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy That's your pat…. 0ZU8UxR.